When i’m in school:
“Im going to sleep as soon as I get home”
When I get home:
October 2011
I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER :( →
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Dont pick me, dont pick me…
*teacher calls your name
FUCKKKKKK :@
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours →
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You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Saying "shut up" can be more offensive than "fuck you" →
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When your friends are like “fuck you!” It’s just like:
But when someone tells you to shut up:
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.
That awkward moment when your parents try to make your friends laugh. →
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And you’re just sitting there like
When you haven't seen your friends in weeks and you finally meet up. →
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You are like…
and they are like…
And then you are both like
When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them and they do this: →
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Could you have been more noticeable?
See the dishes you need to cook with in the sink. →
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Won’t eat that night.
I love when people say "that's not real music". →
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Oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.
Exams. →
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To your friends: DUDE, I’M GOING TO FUCKIN FAIL!
To your parents: The test was easy.
So like, →
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Guys while Jumping is like,
Girls are like,
Why does time always go like this on weekends: →
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And like this during the week:
my voice sounds so good when i'm singing with my earphones in and i can't hear myself. →
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then i take my earphones out and realize i sound like a dying donkey.
Do you do marathons? →
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Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
I love how in movies and t.v. shows people can just storm out of class, →
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Like this:
But if I ever try to do that, the teacher would be like:
My Energy Level →
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Normally:
The minute I have to start working/studying:
That moment where you have no idea how to reply to a text message. →
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They’re probably sitting there like:
And you’re over somewhere like:
Watching a movie →
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The main character dies:
An animal dies:
I hate when two shows I want to watch are on at the same time →
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Then I have to sit there and choose which one to watch
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs about 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. →
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( ) I feel much better now!
(x) How do you say that number?!
Homework due next period... →
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You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”
and you’re like:
Don't you hate when... →
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Whenever you’re talking to your crush, & your friends are just sitting there looking at you like :
& You keep giving them the death stare like :
And your crush is just like :
Wathcing a scary movie with some friends...... →
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then you guys hear a noise
Dear vending machines, →
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Sorry if my dollars aren’t straight enough for you.
Sincerely,
Stop Being so Homophobic.
