Inside My Insane Mental Mind

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November 2011

(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. → tfl.nu
Nov 29, 2011
(860): She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused. → tfl.nu
Nov 16, 2011
(860): I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS. → tfl.nu
Nov 16, 2011
(860): Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress? → tfl.nu
Nov 16, 2011
(914): we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant. → tfl.nu
Nov 16, 2011
(765): I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship. → tfl.nu
Nov 16, 2011
(512): Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting. (512): Wont she be proud, Hailey. → tfl.nu
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Me? I Love Everyone

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I Hate your guts

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How I Write Essays

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Introduction:

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Body Paragraph #1:

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Most of the Body:

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The Final Body Paragraph:

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Conclusion:

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When I was a kid...

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I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs.

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Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes…

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Gatorade was vodka/alcohol….

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Or that grape juice was red wine…

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I was just that badass.

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I want a NCIS Musical Episode - maybe as a christmas-episode.

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All singing, as we all know, Michael Weatherly and Cote De Pablo even really can. Oh people, I am imagning a duet right now in my head. “Something stupid”, “Your body is a wonderland”, “With or Without You”…..

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The moment you realize your period is over. *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*

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When people tell you to stop playing with your food because it's gross → ow.ly

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Showers: → ow.ly

At 8 a.m. 

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At 12 p.m.

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TMI Tuesday - I'm Down to Answer Anything

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(( If tumblr goes down, I'll follow you all in real life. ))

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((for 500 miles and 500 more…))

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Trying to look sexy while smiling: → ow.ly

Expectation:

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