Student: BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS?
Teacher: WHY CAN I HEAR TALKING?!
When my battery is low :
A Low battery warning:
Critical battery Warning:
During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
- Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
When someone in school says they like your tumblr
When my mom makes me try a new food..
Then It turns out to taste good so I’m like:
When someone I dont know says hi to me Im like:
But after Im like:
Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of a bikini. Conclusion, Spongebob is a tampon.
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
Whenever I want to start homework
- Tumblr: Log in loser, we're going blogging.